GINGER Characters

Characters from The Man from G.I.N.G.E.R.

Missy

Missy
~ Liam Ashford

Tiffans!

Check out the hilarious body building elf Missy The Man from G.I.N.G.E.R.!

Missy

JB’s first mission is to transport Missy…

When it’s clear you’re the one transporting her, Missy wolf-whistles: “Is it Christmas already! I’m going to love unwrapping you! Yum, yum. Can you turn around for me, ensign? I’d like to check that fine ass of yours!”

You feel yourself blushing.

“Aww, and bashful too,” she leers, “Don’t worry, sir, Missy is going to take good care of you.” There is no resistance when you cuff her, and she accompanies you to the cart without giving you any trouble. Unless, of course, you count her constant admiration of your body and speculation of your size.

I want a trip to the North Pole!

Liam Ashford

-Liam, co-president J. Tiffany Noore’s Fan Club

Missy appears in:

The Man from G.I.N.G.E.R.

Characters in the Steamy Holidays series

Eugenie von Mittrowitz Lichnowsky

Eugenie Countess von Mittrowitz Lichnowsky
~ Liam Ashford

Tiffans!

Check out the classiest commanding officer you’ll ever get, Eugenie Countess von Mittrowitz Lichnowsky from The Man from G.I.N.G.E.R.!

Eugenie Countess von Mittrowitz Lichnowsky

Imagine your new posting starts like this!

Jaap points you the way to the office of your new commanding officer. There you meet the classiest, loveliest, blondest, refinedenest, movie actressessed woman you have ever seen in your life. Soft ice blue eyes sparkle in yours under sophisticated eyelashes and elegant eyebrows. Even seated, the colonel has stately poise. Graceful lips the color of rose petals give you a courtly smile. If ever there was a Helen of Troy you wanted to go to war for, Colonel Eugenie Countess von Mittrowitz Lichnowsky was it.

“Refinedenest, movie actressessed” is right!

Liam Ashford

-Liam, co-president J. Tiffany Noore’s Fan Club

Eugenie appears in:

The Man from G.I.N.G.E.R.

Characters in the Steamy Holidays series

Jun and Hinata

Jun and Hinata
~ Liam Ashford

Tiffans!

Check out the lovely Jun and Hinata from The Man from G.I.N.G.E.R.!

Jun and Hinata

Love how James meets the twins for the first time.

When you open your eyes to get up, the colonel has already left. She must have hit you really hard, because you are seeing double. A woman holds out her hand to help you up, only you’re seeing two. Wait, there are two identical women here after all. One of them smiles, the other rolls her eyes.

“Yes, identical twins,” she says, “I’m Hinata, this is my sister Jun. You’re James Bread, aren’t you?”

Later, Jaap tells you they are captains in the Japanese Air Self-Defense Force. They usually don’t talk that much, so you must have done something right. That makes you smile. Asian twins just transferred from Austin Powers’ bucket list to yours.

And mine!

Liam Ashford

-Liam, co-president J. Tiffany Noore’s Fan Club

Jun and Hinata appear in:

The Man from G.I.N.G.E.R.

Characters in the Steamy Holidays series