Marianne hooks up with Ken and he takes her to a drive-inn movie.
She opens her eyes again when he drops on her, all conked out. She raises her lower lip and kisses him.
“Best movie ever!”
It’s only the next day that they realize they missed the scene where Marilyn stands on a subway grate and her white dress is blown upwards by a passing train. Well, they had their own sexy moment.
Can you guess the movie? Ken was too busy scratching Marianne’s itches!
Lily: “Tiffans! We’re jumping into J. Tiffany Noore’s latest—The Wyandotte High Halloween Job—and wow, Depression-era Kansas City has never been this steamy!”
Liam: “Three women, one Rex, a haunted house project in high school. Casual Tuesday in Kansas City.”
Lily: “What I love is how Tiffany balances all four perspectives. Rex is our anchor, but we get inside Paget’s calculating confidence, Lizzie’s journalistic curiosity, and Madison’s internal conflict. Classic Ensemble HaremLit, even in a high school haunted house.”
Liam: “Can we talk about Rex? Poor guy just wanted to plant some trees in the CCC, and suddenly he’s got two girls fighting over him AND his favorite teacher giving him very un-teacherly looks.”
Lily: “He’s not her student anymore.”
Liam: “But Lizzie is!”
Lily: “But Madison is teaching them, isn’t she?”
Liam: “Fine. But admit it: you were rooting for Madison by the end.”
Lily: “I… may have feelings about the teacher-student dynamic being handled so well. And yes, their connection is beautiful.”
Liam: “Meanwhile, Paget Barker is out here practicing her Hedy Lamarr eyes in the mirror… And on Rex.”
Lily: “I love how Tiffany adds that historic reference about Hedy Lamarr’s scandalous role in the 1933 film Ecstasy, chasing the ‘whispered moment…when experiencing physical delight.’“
Liam: “Yes! She tries it on Rex and later discovers that a fully dressed embrace is a lot more intimate. That’s Tiffany at her best.”
Lily: “And then, let’s not forget TWO CRIME BOSSES battling over a secret tunnel beneath the school.”
Liam: “Yes, how they literally stumble into Kansas City’s criminal underworld while setting up paper bats and fake cobwebs.”
Lily: “The 1934 setting is so well done. Tiffany really captures the era—the poverty, the desperation, families struggling through the Depression, Rex sending money home to Ma…”
Lily: “And all that while expecting. I’d like to end with a huge congratulations to Tiffany on the birth of baby Patrick last week! We’re so happy for her!”
Liam: “Baby Patrick has no idea his mom writes about prohibition tunnels and love triangles. That’ll be a fun conversation in about fifteen years.”
Lily: “Stay tuned for more updates from your co-presidents! And Tiffany, enjoy those newborn snuggles—we’ll keep celebrating your amazing stories!”
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“You are Artemis, aren’t you, the virgin goddess?”
Marjorie blushed and hid it by looking down. She noticed that the slits in his coat could easily give her access to his trousers. She wondered how he would react?
“Are you offering to do something about that, my lord?” Marjorie asked giving him a coy glance. It was his turn to blush.
What do you think, Tiffans? Is he?
-Lily Chen, co-president J. Tiffany Noore’s Fan Club
Temperance appears in:
Characters appearing in Cartographer Tremayne’s Space Adventures
Lily: “Tiffans! We need to talk about A Zookeeper’s Guide to Making Pussies Purr. I don’t care what you were reading before—put it down. Because this one? It pounces on you!”
Liam: “I knew it would be cheeky, but I was not ready for the talking lady parts. Literally!”.”
Lily: “First things first: shoutout to Zara Bloom, eco-erotica influencer extraordinaire. She’s basically what would happen if Instagram and Mother Earth had a wildly horny love child.”
Liam: “And then dropped her in the middle of a small-town Wisconsin zoo during a furry festival. I mean—who comes up with this?!”
Lily: “Tiffany. Obviously. Only J. Tiffany Noore could blend horny mascots, wild animal rescue, romantic regrets, sex-positive monologues from actual pussies, and still make you worry over a leopard getting saline solution.”
Liam: “Can we talk about the voiceovers? Not from the narrators. From the women’s under-undergarnment bits.”
Lily: “I was not ready for the talking pussies.”
Liam: “And yet… I feel like my life is better now that I’ve heard Bree’s inner feline shout, ‘Incoming!’ as Eli delivered some truly top-tier zookeeper lovin’.”
Lily: “Right?! And Bree… oh my gosh, sweet sunshine Bree in that bunny costume, trying to get her groove back by pretending to be someone else. It’s awkward, hilarious, and weirdly empowering.”
Liam: “Let’s not forget Morgan, the unflappable vet in a wolf suit, who basically bench-presses Eli with her thighs.”
Lily: “If someone ever makes a Tiffany theme park, her scene goes in the ‘Adults Only’ Haunted House.”
Liam: “And, um, Eli’s ‘visit’ to Kavi’s enclosure. That scene was wild. Kavi is both spiritual guide and seductive leopard queen. She’s the heart of the book.”
Lily: “Also, the phrase ‘leopard-carrying muscles’ lives rent-free in my head now.”
Liam: “Let’s not forget the chipmunk costume.”
Lily: “No one could. Tight brown shorts, plush tail, and a man who doesn’t know what’s happening but is very enthusiastic about it.”
Liam: “There’s something wonderfully chaotic about Eli stumbling from woman to woman, each one telling him—via their pussies, no less—how to be a better man.”
Lilly: “And Zara’s big moment! That auction scene? Two thousand dollars for a chipmunk zaddy with emotional depth and strong arms? Bargain of the century.
Liam: “It’s like The Lion King meets Bridgerton… if Bridgerton were narrated by lady parts.”
Lily: “Or like a steamy Dr. Dolittle—but the animals give sex advice.”
Liam: “Honestly, all of the women in this story deserve their own spinoffs. Maybe a shared group chat where their talking pussies exchange gossip and relationship advice.”
Lily: “YES! ‘The Purring Circle: Tales from Below’.”
Liam: “Stay tuned for more updates from your co-presidents! And maybe a new club discussion: Top Ten Talking Pussies in HaremLit!”
Lily: “Liam!”
Liam: “I’m serious! Bree’s might win Most Supportive!”
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T notices there’s someone nearby. A kiss on her neck makes her smile. She turns to Farouz and kisses him full on the lips… in public! This is something that a few months ago would have been impossible for her. Adding tongue, even more so.
Sneaky in the library!
– Lily Chen, co-president J. Tiffany Noore’s Fan Club
But the machine cuts her short: “You are Temperance Darleston. You are Elijah Tremayne’s mistress. You attempted to seduce Alan as well. And now you are here, on my ship docked in London Orbital Station. You have nowhere to go. So, you will tell my Alan what he wants to know.”
“I did more than attempt to seduce him, don’t you think?” Temperance teases. “He didn’t seem all that sorry about that last night either.”
What do you think, Tiffans? Will Chastity accept that answer?
-Lily Chen, co-president J. Tiffany Noore’s Fan Club
Temperance appears in:
Characters appearing in Cartographer Tremayne’s Space Adventures
Paul Devlin is catering the French ambassador’s wife’s daughter’s Halloween party (yes, you read that right!), while a coven of witches is after him. After he has an *intimate* encounter with one of them, this happens:
All of a sudden, the door opened. Paul looked up in panic. He recognized Louise, Estelle’s daughter. Estelle looked back at her daughter but didn’t stop her ministrations.
Louise was wearing a catholic schoolgirl uniform one size too small. The skirt revealed frilly white panties. And her blouse was knotted right under her breasts. They were about the same as her mother’s as far as Paul could see. With all the madness happening, he didn’t bother thinking anything of lying on her mother’s bed with her mother!
Liam: “But first, we’d like you to take the time to listen to this podcast about J. Tiffany Noore’s world.”
Lily: “We made it by adding all our fan club posts to NotebookLM.”
Liam: “Fair warning: it’s more than 20 minutes long. But after, you’ve listened to it, you too will become a devoted Tiffan.”
Lily: “Yes, that’s right, Liam. Don’t let the length discourage you. Go out to breathe in the spring air and listen to it.”
Liam: “Or, relax on a park bench. Listen to it with friends so that they’ll love our steamy author as well.”
Lily: “That’s right. Share the love!”
Liam: “Stay tuned for more updates from your co-presidents!”
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Liam and I both wanted to do this one. Shonali is such a wondeful character in the Prospector Finch’s Harem Adventures. In Star People, she gives Finch traditional Teshoni wedding patches. This is what he says in reply:
“Pale man, Finch. I made these for you, to celebrate your bond with my sisters.” His boyish, honest smile reaches her spirit.
Finch opens the pouch and takes out four patches made of soft leather. Each has an embroidered symbol. Shonali picks his: the one with the symbol of the sun, signifying how his wisdom brightens the sky.
“For Charlotte, I chose the woven basket for her trader’s skill in collecting and trading resources, and her ability to provide for the tribe.”
Finch admires the fine, colorful needlework of this fabulous warrior.
For Gayatri, the symbol on the patch is a paintbrush, for her skill at inventing and creating. And for Adelheid, the proud Teshoni warrior sewed a totem depicting her skill as a builder.
“These are perfect, Shonali. Thank you.” He kisses her. To move away from her bashfulness, Shonali tells him how the tradition of matching patches among the Teshoni began long ago with the story of two lovers, Nahalo and Aiyana.
“What symbol will you pick for your own patch, Shonali?”
Eyes wide, fumbling for an answer, her desire for him makes her pull him to her cabin. For now, she’ll pick a spear.
In book 3, he gives her the spear (pun intended!)
– Lily Chen, co-president J. Tiffany Noore’s Fan Club
Shonali appears in:
Characters appearing in Prospector Finch’s Harem Adventures
Lily: “Tiffans! Liam and I had a wild thought—what if our lives were actually written by J. Tiffany Noore? What kind of steamy, adventure-filled, companion-packed journey would we be on?”
Liam: “Oh, you mean I’d suddenly find myself in a world where gorgeous, dangerous women constantly throw themselves at me? Yeah, sign me up.”
Lily: “Please. You’d probably be the comic relief best friend while I get swept up in a thrilling conspiracy, complete with a mysterious, brooding lover.”
Liam: “Excuse you. I would absolutely be the leading man, charming my way through intrigue and seduction. The question is—what kind of world would I be leading in?”
Pick Your Setting
Lily: “Let’s start with the basics. Tiffany’s stories span different time periods, genres, and even alternate histories. If you could choose, where would you want your story set?”
Liam: “Oh, definitely the Cartographer Tremayne universe. 1920s with spaceships, sexy spies, and AI ships? Dashing pilot’s uniform and an enemies-to-lovers romance with a dangerous femme fatale.”
Lily: “Typical. I’d go for The Valentine Empress setting—scheming nobles, courtly intrigue, and stolen moments of passion in candlelit libraries. Or maybe the Merchant Zayed world—so much magic and mystery!”
Liam: “So… your dream is to be in a harem?”
Lily: *blushes* “I meant the adventure part!”
Meet Your First Companion
Liam: “Okay, so Tiffany’s books always have at least one unforgettable companion. Who would you want as your first?”
Lily: “Hmm… I think I’d start with someone mysterious and deadly, like a rogue assassin with a tragic backstory. The kind of person who says ‘I work alone’ but secretly craves connection.”
Liam: “I like that. But I’d go for a sassy, hyper-intelligent scholar. Someone who’s always one step ahead of me, calls me out on my nonsense, and looks amazing while doing it.”
Lily: “Oh, Liam! I didn’t know you thought about me that way…”
Lily: “Alright, setting? Check. Companion? Check. Now, what’s the first major plot twist of your novel?”
Liam: “I get framed for a crime I didn’t commit and have to go on the run, uncovering a sinister conspiracy along the way.”
Lily: “Oooh, good one. Mine would be a lost artifact situation—something powerful that everyone wants, and only I have the knowledge to find it.”
Liam: “So basically a sexy Lara Croft?”
Lily: “Oh yes. And you’re jealous you didn’t think of that.”
Liam: “Hey! I think of a sexy Lara Croft all the time.”
What’s Your Endgame?
Lily: “Final question—what’s your ultimate goal in this story? Are you here for the adventure, the romance, or something else?”
Liam: “I just want to amass the ultimate harem.”
Lily: “Of course you do. But you know that’s not what Tiffany’s work is about.”
Liam: “OK, the Prospector Finch setting with multiple weddings. I need tips on making those ‘socially acceptable.’”
Lily: *slaps forehead* “I think I’d want to build a legacy, like in The Valentine Empress. Become someone powerful, someone who changes the world while also finding love along the way.”
Liam: “Yes, you would! Stay tuned for more updates from your co-presidents!”
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