Steamy Holidays 7
Eli just wants to save his small-town zoo.
Instead, he’s organizing a last-minute furry festival that is about to turn his weekend upside down.
Then a late-night tryst, a mysterious leopardess, and one very strange dream unlock something unexpected: Eli can hear pussies talk.
Suddenly, the shy volunteer isn't so shy, the domineering veterinarian has plans for him, and a gorgeous eco-erotica influencer wants more than a zoo tour.
As furry chaos erupts, seduction gets tangled in confusion, and every woman wants something different—Elli discovers that making pussies purr is one thing. Understanding the women attached to them is quite another.
“Hey there, my furry friendlies! Zara Bloom here, your guide to the world of eco-conscious pleasure and passion. Today on Zara Bloom’s Eco-Erotica, we’re at Packer Zoo in Morill for the ‘Weekend in the Wilds Furry Festival’. And let me tell you, it takes balls to organize this in rural Wisconsin. Nice big furry balls! Now let’s see what we have to work with: wild animals? Check. Bree, our sexy-hooters-tootin’ hostess. Yes, definitely check. And Eli, hunky Zookeeper? Yum, and triple-steamy-furry-friendly-double-take check!”
Zara cuddles against Eli, smartphone going over his sweaty muscles and summer tan. She fans herself for her fans. “So, Eli… Ever done it with a furry?”
“What…?”
“Dreaming of Kavi… No? Sensuous, supple, sexy leopardess… Queen of this zoo? Come on! Every guy would dream of going into her cage…”
“Dwelling,” Eli fumbles.
“Yes! Dwelling into her cage…”
READ MORE“No, it’s a dwelling, not a cage.”
“Even better! Doing it in her dwelling… Desirous, determined, delightful. Her fur against your sweaty skin, smooth against your stiffy… Oh yeah! Call me if you ever need a third party! Party!”
Zara moves on past the Tour Assembly point, ignoring the small but tidy entry plaza with its low split-rail fence lining a flower bed full of scrappy perennials.
COLLAPSELiam Ashford on Goodreads wrote:⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Absolutely zany! For anyone who craves a story that claws, cuddles, and teaches you how to truly hear, A Zookeeper’s Guide to Making Pussies Purr will leave you breathless and grinning. Not only did J. Tiffany Noore give us a wonderful cast: a eco-erotica influencer and a fawning fan, the girl next door, the friend with benefits, a daunting zoo vet, and a seductress leopard. Eli, the zookeeper, really needs to keep up after het can hear pussies talk. Outrageous, irreverent, and impossible not to adore.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ J. Tiffany Noore once again proves she’s the queen of zany chaos, blending heart, heat, and chipmunk shenanigans into something unforgettable. And hey—she’s from Wisconsin, so maybe she’s writing from experience?! In A Zookeeper’s Guide to Making Pussies Purr, zookeeper Eli stumbles into the wildest weekend of his life. Between horny mascots, a viral eco-erotica influencer, a bunny-costumed best friend, a wolf-suited vet, and a literal leopard queen whispering sex-positive wisdom, this story redefines animal attraction. The twist? Every woman’s pussy talks—out loud, offering advice, encouragement, sass, and the occasional mid-thrust “Incoming!” And apparently, those voices want you to read this story.