Steamy Holidays 7
“When the wild speaks, you better listen.”
Eli just wanted to save his small-town zoo. Instead, he ends up organizing a last-minute furry festival, wrangling sexy influencers, stubborn volunteers, and his manipulative ex—all while trying to stop the zoo from shutting down.
Then a late-night tryst, a mysterious leopardess, and one strange dream unlock something unexpected: Eli can hear pussies talk.
Not women. Just their pussies. Some are sweet. Some are demanding. Some are way too honest. And none of their owners know what they’re saying.
As furry chaos erupts, seduction gets tangled in confusion, and every woman wants something different—Eli has one weekend to figure out who to trust, who to love… and how to keep his zoo—and his sanity—from going extinct.
A surreal, steamy, character-driven erotic farce packed with tail, teeth, and tender truths.
“Hey there, my furry friendlies! Zara Bloom here, your guide to the world of eco-conscious pleasure and passion. Today on Zara Bloom’s Eco-Erotica, we’re at Packer Zoo in Morill for the ‘Weekend in the Wilds Furry Festival’. And let me tell you, it takes balls to organize this in rural Wisconsin. Nice big furry balls! Now let’s see what we have to work with: wild animals? Check. Bree, our sexy-hooters-tootin’ hostess. Yes, definitely check. And Eli, hunky Zookeeper? Yum, and triple-steamy-furry-friendly-double-take check!”
Zara cuddles against Eli, smartphone going over his sweaty muscles and summer tan. She fans herself for her fans. “So, Eli… Ever done it with a furry?”
“What…?”
“Dreaming of Kavi… No? Sensuous, supple, sexy leopardess… Queen of this zoo? Come on! Every guy would dream of going into her cage…”
“Dwelling,” Eli fumbles.
“Yes! Dwelling into her cage…”
READ MORE“No, it’s a dwelling, not a cage.”
“Even better! Doing it in her dwelling… Desirous, determined, delightful. Her fur against your sweaty skin, smooth against your stiffy… Oh yeah! Call me if you ever need a third party! Party!”
Zara moves on past the Tour Assembly point, ignoring the small but tidy entry plaza with its low split-rail fence lining a flower bed full of scrappy perennials.
COLLAPSELiam Ashford on Goodreads wrote:Some stories don’t just make you laugh or swoon—they leap out of the tall grass, knock you flat, and purr against your heart. A Zookeeper’s Guide to Making Pussies Purr is exactly that kind of ambush. From the first moment eco-erotica goddess Zara Bloom sashays into the furry festival, the story vibrates with wild, unpredictable energy. Eli, our tender-hearted zookeeper in a chipmunk suit, finds himself entangled with Bree’s sunshine vulnerability, Morgan’s commanding strength, Celine’s restless hunger, and Kavi—the leopard queen who is both seductress and soul-guide. Each encounter is funny, heated, and startlingly emotional.
And then there’s the audacity—the talking pussies. (more)
A Zookeeper’s Guide to Making Pussies Purr takes us to rural Wisconsin, where Eli—sweet, sweaty zookeeper—stumbles into the wildest weekend of his life. Between horny mascots, a viral eco-erotica influencer, a bunny-costumed best friend, a wolf-suited vet who could crush him with her thighs, and a literal leopard queen whispering sex-positive wisdom, this story redefines “animal attraction.”
The twist? Every woman’s pussy talks. Out loud. Offering advice, encouragement, sass, and the occasional mid-thrust “Incoming!” (more)